The Loser Next Door Takes My Wife (And all I do is watch)

“Look at that hot little thing. The things I’d do to her…”We just moved to the suburbs and our new neighbor Frank is a rude, crass, dirty old man. I was warned not to invite him to our barbecue, but that would be rude, right? So I invited the slob over.And the very first thing he does is point out my wife to me and tell me all the filthy things he wants to do to her.When I tell my wife Emily, she gets a blush on her cheeks. She tells me he’s a harmless old man, and there’s no harm in teasing him a bit.I agree, and so I don’t stop Frank when he pulls my wife onto his lap. I don’t say a thing when his hands start to wander.Before I realize what’s happening…The loser next door takes my wife.And all I can do is watch. Read more